Those Klingons throw a mean party.
A highlight of today was getting attacked by Klingons when I went to visit their suite. Other than that, I'm extremely tired, and I bought some utterly beautiful dice for a kind of obscene price. But they are beee-yoo-tee-full. Anyway, I can't remember what else happened because I'm zonked out of my mind.
3 snappy comebacks:
You survived a Klingon attack? I'm impressed! You must have had a tribble up your sleeve...
... I wish I had money to buy pretty dice. :(
Hey Cavan, I read a most hilarious sci-fi book that I think you would enjoy. It's called The Legion of Space by Jack Williamson. It's one of the first space operas, first printed in 1934. It's the first book to predict men going to the moon, or something like that. Anyway, it's a completely ridiculous book but really fun.
I used to know how to say "Give me your chocolate" in Klingon. What else does one need to know?
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